We recently put in a shiny new Oracle system. I played a teensy-weensy role in the project. I thought that this would be enough to get me into the "inner circle"... that the little bits and bytes scrambling around the Server's memory, pipes, drains and ducts would sort of consider me "familiar"...I was woefully wrong.
They ran the Payroll this month, and left me out. Seems someone had to get in there and tell "The Application" that I was back from a short Vacation. As far as Lord Oracle is concerned, I am still on vacation - and am now likely “Absconding”.
As I type this, "The Application" is probably sending out messages to Interpol and
Scotland Yard. 4' x 3' posters "are probably being printed and will soon be pasted on fences and walls.
If you see any of these - please remember - I am innocent. I didnt do it. And I am not saying anything more until I see my lawyer!
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